[lawl recorded screaming and swearing, sorry Rivelata]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FUCKING WINGS?! HOW DO I LOSE MY WINGS --

And my fucking TEETH WHAT THE FUCK -- Oh god my ears and my NIGHT VISION WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO IT WHAT

[thunder]

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL SHOOT YOU I SWEAR

[the writing is incredibly sloppy]

holy shit holy shit where d
[scribbles then the rest is recorded]

Fucking hell why can't I remember who I kicked in the face for this shit, I need to st --

FUCK YEAH found my slingshot, someone wanna kill some birds or some shit with me?

[ooc: Yeah uh lmao sorry, she's a little a lot wasted.]

[all recorded; she has the logbook folded open and sticking out of her back pocket so she can report immediately as she makes her rounds in the headquarters]All doors assumed to be closed, all hallways appear to be clear ( Read more... )

Yar har, yar har, it's a pirates life for me.

Ugh, I'm such a dumbass. All this time I thought we were that awesome pirate crew who took what they wanted without any consequences, that amazing, dynamic team that worked together even when our crazy minds couldn't work alone, that INVINCIBLE group of exotic strangersBut. Apparently, we're just as ( Read more... )

First of all, I'd like to tell Jerek that while I am no longer bleeding, those new stitches bloody well hurt and now I ache and it's not fun to move.

Second of all, WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE SINGING AND DANCING IN THE MARKETPLACE?!?

Like, what in the seven hells possessed you all to do such a thing?! Is everyone in Rivelata insane or just crazy ( Read more... )

Ehh? People are turning into animals?!

. . .

. . . . .

If someone got bit by Zikhadhara, would they turn into another Zikhadhara or just a regular old jaguar? And oh my lord, if they turned into another Zikhadhara then there would be thirteen Gods. You idiots getting bit would mess up an entire legend.

Hm, then again, you lot probably ( Read more... )

In response to Mr. Lollipop down there below me, NO WE ARE NOT.

Some of you already know me, but for those who don't, I am Master Gunner Apollo. ♥ My twin is the other Master Gunner which means we are THE BOSSES OF BASTIAN HAHAHAH (but he loves us lots and doesn't mind at all) and also in charge of the guns and explosives on board our ship ( Read more... )

Well, now that that is out of the way...

The Golden Dragon Inn is now ours.
Ohhh aren't you proud of me, Cap'n?!?

So! Please don't bother us anymore. We don't really care about you lot a whole bunch. We're here for Zikhadhara's treasure, not to kill you all! What an paranoid place this Rivelata is.Besides, you can have your inn back after we ( Read more... )

OI CAP'N AND EVERYONE ELSE.

WE NEED A HEADQUARTERS.

Anyone here gonna be nice or shall I go ahead and find a place myself to start the plundering? ♥